I moved in with my mother recently…. and no joke, she has 5 channels on good non-rainy days. Very unfortunate for me, she doesn’t get the channel that the Ellen DeGeneres Show is on. Let me explain to you how much this truly is a tragedy for me.
Everyday, I would watch her show. I would especially love watching on my days when I had dialysis, because she always makes me laugh really hard. The nurses and techs would come by and be like “What are you laughing so hard about?” Pretty soon it became “Oh, Ellen must be on!” I’d always share Classic Joke Wednesday with them too.
I can’t watch Ellen at Dialysis anymore because its a different chair time than my last. So despite of the bazillions of channels, I get nearly everything but Ellen. Sad.
I miss you, Ellen ;.;!!
My mom calls her tortie cat, Ewok, “plaid colored”.
I guess that would make her a …..Plaid-i-puss.
HOMG look, artwork! Hopefully I’ll be posting more of this.
Dialysis Doodles. Ink and cheap marker on colored paper.
So there’s a Japanese slang term, ‘chuunibyou’, that roughly translates to “Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome.” It is used to describe the stupid phases people go through when they are 14, like pretend to be really hardcore, act like they know everything, say they have mystical powers, etc.
I’m so happy this term exists.
In English we call it “Sophomore”, which means “wise fool”.
I’m on dialysis, and I have to watch my sodium, phosphorous, and potassium levels.
So my mom and I were in Home Depo today, and we saw one of those natural salt lamps. They had one on display, and as we walk by it, my mom says to me “You should go lick that”.. not realizing who she was talking to.