I moved in with my mother recently…. and no joke, she has 5 channels on good non-rainy days. Very unfortunate for me, she doesn’t get the channel that the Ellen DeGeneres Show is on. Let me explain to you how much this truly is a tragedy for me.
Everyday, I would watch her show. I would especially love watching on my days when I had dialysis, because she always makes me laugh really hard. The nurses and techs would come by and be like “What are you laughing so hard about?” Pretty soon it became “Oh, Ellen must be on!” I’d always share Classic Joke Wednesday with them too.
I can’t watch Ellen at Dialysis anymore because its a different chair time than my last. So despite of the bazillions of channels, I get nearly everything but Ellen. Sad.
I miss you, Ellen ;.;!!